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SNACK TIME WITH WONKA

APRIL 2024

We’re now halfway to Halloween and to celebrate, you deserve a treat from the master of sweets himself, Willy Wonka. But which one? See what Wonka candy the stars have in store for you with this month’s Geeky Astrology.  

READ 'EM AND WEAP

stacks of books, some are opened and splayed out

MARCH 2024

March is National Reading Month, which means it’s time to crack open a new book. We know it can be hard to decide with so many amazing page-turners out there, so we’ve consulted your star charts and have an idea for your star sign’s next adventure in literature.  

 

IT'S MOVIE NIGHT

red and white popcorn buckets

JANUARY 2024

New year, new movies. There’s a lot of films releasing this year and it’s hard to decide what to put on your watchlist. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the amazing titles, the stars have your back and will let you know what your #1 movie should be.  

2023 READINGS

UNUSUAL HOLIDAY MOVIES

DECEMBER 2023

Ah, the holidays, time to stay inside and binge watch movies. If you’re looking for something new to add to your watch list, the stars have the answers. Check out which non-traditional holiday movie suits your sign the most.

MUSTACHIO'D CHARACTERS

NOVEMBER 2023

Happy Movember. To keep the hair growing party going, we’re telling you which moustache-clad character you are based on your star sign. You know what they say, if the moustache fits.

HALLOWEEN SPECIALS

Wanda and Vision are dressed in their classic comic book accurate costumes for halloween

OCTOBER 2023

There’s a chill in the air and a Great Pumpkin in the patch. It must be spooky season. To celebrate the pumpkin spice life, the stars have aligned to tell you what Halloween Special you are.

STAR TREK CHARACTERS

Spock stands with the Vulcan salute extended

SEPTEMBER 2023

Are you a captain? A doctor? We’re celebrating Star Trek Day by assigning you a Star Trek character based on your sign and the stars we fly by.

YOUR NEW BIO

the instagram logo with a galaxy backdrop overlay

AUGUST 2023

Social media can be hard. Captions? A pain. What time to post? A mystery. However, if you’re looking for a quote for your bio, the stars have you covered.

DISNEY PARKS SNACK

Green macarons with alien eyes on them sit in an alien container

JULY 2023

So, you’re walking through a Disney Park and you get a bit peckish. What snack will you choose to satisfy the craving? The answer to that question is written in the stars. 

PET SIDEKICK

Pascal from Tangled looks concerned

JUNE 2023

Ruh-roh. Looks like you’re needed in the battle against evil, but which animal sidekick are you? Our Astrology expert reveals all...

YOUR NEW HOUSE

The simpsons house with cars out front on a clear day

MAY 2023

Mercury is about to exit retrograde, and the planets are in motion. What house is your sign moving into and what does it mean for your future?

BOARD GAMES

Scrabble Tiles lay scattered across a marble tile

APRIL 2023

Celebrate International Tabletop Day by discovering the one true board game that you’re meant to play.

TOLKIEN CHARACTERS

Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee looks relieved

MARCH 2023

Join your fave Hobbits for an Astrological journey as you find out which Tolkien character you’re the most like.

SISTER IN SCREAMS

Dani from MidSommar looks unhappy in her flower crown & flower gown

FEBRUARY 2023

Everyone speculates who they’d be in a Horror movie. Find out for sure when our Zodiac reveals which female Horror icon you are.

BOB'S BURGERS BUISNESSES

The Belcher family stand in front of their restaurant and look at the business beside them called PFETA

JANUARY 2023

Have you noticed that in every single episode of Bob’s Burgers there’s a new business next door? Find out which you’re meant to work at!

2022 READINGS

GEEKY GIFTS

The Arc Reactor Iron Man wears sits on a wooden table

DECEMBER 2022

Sonic Screwdriver? Darksaber? Find out which Geeky Gadget from Fandom you’re meant to own (and where to buy it too).

THE DOCTORS

David Tennant as The Doctor coming out of a Police Telephone Box (the TARDIS)

NOVEMBER 2022

Are you more of a David Tennant Doctor, a Matt Smith Doctor, or a Jodie Whittaker Doctor? Find out in this month's edition of Geeky Astrology.

TREEHOUSE OF HORROR

The Simpsons family look at three green aliens

OCTOBER 2022

There have been so many iconic Treehouse of Horror episodes – which are you?

SNES CHARACTERS

An SNES system sits on a purple backdrop with a variety of blurred out game cartridges infront of it

SEPTEMBER 2022

Thirty years ago, the SNES debuted. Are you ready to meet your SNES character counterpart?

YOUR NEXT LEGO SET

A photo of hundreds of Lego pieces scattered around - nothing is visible except Lego.

AUGUST 2022

Discover which LEGO set you’re destined to build, inspired by LEGO Star Wars: Summer Vacation.

WHICH MUPPET ARE YOU?

An image of Kermit the Frog smiling into the camera

JULY 2022

With so many characters and only 12 Zodiac signs, it was a challenge to decide who your perfect Muppet was - but we did it.

WHICH TOY ARE YOU?

Jessie from Toy Story sitting with her legs crossed, with her horse Bullseye to her right

JUNE 2022

YOU. ARE. A. TOY! To celebrate Lightyear, we’ve asked our Zodiac to determine which iconic Toy Story character you’re most like.

FICTIONAL MOMS

Amy Poehler in a pink track suit with a gold necklace extends her arms for a hug

MAY 2022

Mother’s Day was only a few days ago (May 8) so we’ve requested that our Zodiac determine who from the various fictional universes would be your new mom.

START A NEW GAME

Link from Breath of the Wild looking at a wide landscape

APRIL 2022

As experts in fandom, we asked our Zodiac to level up your gaming knowledge by recommending a game to check out.

YOUR NEXT VACATION

Andy Samberg in Palm Springs floating in a pool

MARCH 2022

Whether you have Spring Break coming up or just some well-deserved time off, we think you should know where your optimal vacation destination is, based on your Zodiac of course.

PERFECT DATE SPOT

Image of Naboo from Star Wars taken from afar with the waterfalls in the background

FEBURARY 2022

Trying to decide on that perfect spot for a date? The Zodiac has watched hours of film & television to find you the most ideal place in fandom to take that special someone.

ANIME TO WATCH

Image of Goku from Dragon Ball Z getting ready to attack an unseen opponent

JANUARY 2022

Joining a new fandom can be overwhelming sometimes. We’ve made it easy for you. Get into Anime this year by starting with the show our Zodiac thinks is best for you.

2021 READINGS

WHO'S UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

Velma from Scooby Doo mid-conversation in her classic orange outfit

DECEMBER 2021

There’s someone waiting for you under the mistletoe this year. Do you know who it is? Let your Zodiac reveal your match.

WHICH HARRY POTTER CHARACTER ARE YOU?

Dobby from Harry Potter looking up happily at an off screen character

NOVEMBER 2021

Are you He Who Must Not Be Named? Maybe a friendly half-giant? Find out which Harry Potter character you are based on your Zodiac

WHO IS YOUR ALTER-EGO?

Carrie from Carrie with the blood freshly spilled on her

OCTOBER 2021

We’ve all got a little villainy inside. Let your Zodiac reveal your best villain counterpart.

YOUR BEST MENTOR

Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World talking to Eric Matthews at Feeny's desk

SEPTEMBER 2021

They could teach you a thing or two. Find your best mentor based on your Zodiac.

SHIPPED WITH A SHIP

Millennium Falcon from Star Wars leaving a blue & green planet, taken from space

AUGUST 2021

Based on your zodiac, we’ve designated which ship you’d get shipped on, and who you’d be shipped with. Makes sense, right?

JOIN A REALITY SHOW

Gordon Ramsey yells at an off screen person as a fellow chef looks at Gordon

JULY 2021

Before you send in your audition tape, see which reality competition TV show you’d go far on based on your zodiac.

WHICH TEAM ARE YOU?

The Scooby Doo gang in the Mystery Machine

JUNE 2021

It seems like EVERYONE was in the Space Jam trailer, but where do you fit in based on your zodiac?

GRAB A CO-PILOT

Ahsoka Tano from The Clone Wars holding both lightsabers and looking determined

MAY 2021

Discover who your Star Wars co-pilot is based on your personality.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

A Dungeons and Dragons character stalking through tall grass with an arrow ready to fly

APRIL 2021

Embrace destiny and discover a new you with our fiery D&D horoscopes for the month of April.

PICK A LANTERN

The Green Lantern logo

MARCH 2021

Let your horoscope shine bright and discover which Lantern ring fits your personality.

WHAT TO WATCH

Wanda and Vision from WandaVision dancing in their wedding attire

FEBRUARY 2021

The cards are all out on the table for this one. In our first edition of Geeky Astrology we deep dive into your feels and uncover what you desire most in February. Take it from us, the "experts".