BOB'S BURGERS ASTROLOGY
What's Your Store Next Door?
What's the new year for if not a fresh start, right? And who's more familiar with fresh starts than the Belcher family. Whether it's grand re-openings, re-re-re-openings, new BFOS or new neighboring businesses, our beloved Ocean Avenue are no strangers to new beginnings. New year, new you, new Store Next Door - read on if you want to find out yours.
Year Round Halloween Store
Full Bars: Season 3, Episode 2
People may see you as a little unorthodox, but they know you're consistent! You are undoubtedly passionate, maybe even a little scary at times, in a way that is extremely befitting of a Halloween store. Much like their single-day closure, you are always keeping people on their toes.
Don't Go There: Cautionary Sign Store
Seaplane!: Season 4, Episode 3
You love your freedom, but you also understand the need for caution and safety. It's a perfect balance. Your proclivity for maintaining order amidst your free-spirited ways means you know the risks, and want to help others (and yourself) avoid them. You're the responsible friend, and we love you for that.
Nog Nog, Who's There? Egg Nog
Christmas in the Car: Season 4, Episode 8
Much like a specialty store for egg nog, you're ambitious. You can always be counted on to bring cheer, even if not everyone accepts it. We all know you're a little secretive (...seriously, what is Egg Nog?) but you're always happy to share in good times with those you love.
Harrison's Chords Charger Store
What About Job: Season 13, Episode 3
You know you can be relied on. All of the choices you make are practical and smart. You are the friend everyone needs. What's more practical than a store that sells something literally every person needs? Only you could create an opportunity to please everyone.
Hey Now, We're a Rock Store
Prank You for Being a Friend: Season 12, Episode
You provide a level of whimsy while also being incredibly straight forward. Why not start a store front that not only embraces Smash Mouth's 1999 hit single All Star, but also holds an air of mystery from the outside: Is it basic rocks? Geodes? Crystals? Now we have to go in!
Fern, Baby, Fern - Discount Fern Store
Two for Tina: Season 3, Episode 17
As the most reasonable and thoughtful of the signs, you would be the one to choose a store front that accommodates something that makes so many people so happy. You bring light and joy, which can be a breath of fresh air - Libra, are you sure YOU aren't a fern?
You Make My Seams Come True, Tailoring and Dream Interpretation
Bobby Driver: Season 9, Episode 6
Your combination of practicality and uniqueness is a perfect fit for a dream interpreting tailor. People know you are going to make the best choices possible, but also know they can rely on you to lend a listening ear and helping hand when things get tough. You're the total package, really.
Fromage-inary Friends Cheese Shop
The Ring (But Not Scary): Season 10, Episode 1
You know how to make people smile. You are the cheese of the signs. Why not highlight that by opening a cheese store? You provide options, you are the first to help and give advice. You are one of, if not the most trusted sign in the Zodiac. Tried and true, just like a slice of cheddar.
Regret Me Not Tattoo Shop
The Hormoneiums: Season 6, Episode 14
Your friends trust your artistic eye and that you will never steer them wrong. Much like a good tattoo artist, you have everyone's best interest at heart. You are welcoming of all and want to build lasting relationships. You can be a tough nut to crack, but when people do, they see how wonderful you really are.
Tandemonium; All Your Tandem Bike Needs
A River Runs Through Bob: Season 4, Episode 1
You value the bonds you form with the people you love and you want to be able to help people find that for themselves. There is no better way to do that than with a tandem bike. You are the best at bringing people together, Pisces! Never doubt that.
Wigs Wigs Wigs! (And Socks)
Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks: Season 3, Episode 7
You're adaptable, and are no stranger to doing two things at once. Not only do you try, you succeed in doing so. Even when it feels like there is a disconnect and the pieces don't fit, you find a way to make things work. Your friends know you have them covered (head to toe!)
Rude-a-bake-ening - Cakes for People You Hate!
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy: Season 5, Episode 7
People love how quickly you can clap back and stand up for them. A bakery that does just that? Groundbreaking. People admire your ability to cultivate meaningful and lasting relationships. Your loyalty is just icing on the cake.