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WACKY FOR WONKA

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of perfectly assigned zodiac candy. Okay, so maybe that doesn't have the same ring to it, but we tried. It's halfway to Halloween and nothing fits the season better than sweet treats. Let us pair your zodiac sign with the Wonka delight (whether real or just in the movies) you should snack on.

Aries

The nerds logo (blue and white) sits on top of a background of the famous candy pebbles. They colours include: yellow, pink, orange, purple, and green.

Nerds

These bright and tangy little candies are delicious in their many forms. For someone who is constantly down to change their look or vibe, the candy has you covered in whatever phase you're currently in. 

Capricorn

A box of Gobstoppers (yellow, with purple, pink, blue, and white circles of varying colour formations) lays on top of a pile of Gobstoppers. The candies are purple, yellow, orange, green, or red.

Everlasting Gobstopper

You're patient as can be, and nothing says patience like a gobstopper. These itty-bitty jawbreakers give any of our favorite sucking candies a run for their money with their cool, color-changing mystique and longevity. 

Taurus

A background of angled Scrumdidilyumptious bars lays across the background, with one positioned straight across the top. The packaging is brown, with yellow text (excluding the white Wonka logo), featuring two stripes, one red, one pink.

Scrumdidilyumptious Bar

There's nothing like a chocolate bar, right? Especially one that's full of warm toffee and nutty flavours. Much like your average Taurus, it is truly one of a kind and limited edition. If you're lucky enough to get your hands on one of these tasty treats, we do not recommend sharing. 

Leo

four animated glass bottles in a row, all with a "Fizzy Lifting Drink" label. From left to right there is Blue, Yellow, Green, and Red.

Fizzy Lifting Drinks

While the drinks may not be real, the sentiment is the same. Leos love a little bit of thrill and excitement, and nothing is more exciting than being swept off your feet. While the OG Fizzy Lifting Drinks are just a sweet fallacy, we suggest trying the new Wonka Candy Can. They're for the whole family. 

Libra

A pile of paper wrapped pixy stix in various flavours and colours. The pile contains red, orange, purple, and blue.

Pixy Stix

These sweet and sour sugar tubes are the perfect treat and are an all-time fan favorite. While they are simple, that's just the thing Libras are looking for. Just snip the end, tip your head back, and pour. If you're looking for more than a little bit of sweetness, they come in two sizes, mini and major. 

Virgo

a wall of Wonka bars fills the image box. The chocolate is gold foil wrapped, and the wrapped is brown, with a red boarder, a classic white Wonka logo and a yellow hat.

The Wonka Bar

The titular treat. While this bar has seen many forms, from crème brulée to shortbread centers, Virgos know there's nothing like the classic. Unfortunately, the bar has been discontinued. Don't worry though, we're manifesting a rerun of them, just for you. 

Cancer

A pile of wrapped Laffy Taffy's, predominantly pink (strawberry) and green (green apple) with few banana and grape.

Laffy Taffy

One of the few candies that still has a banana flavored version. Yay! These fruity and chewy taffy tabs will never go out of style. With a joke on every wrapper, they will always tickle your average Cancer's funny bone. 

Scorpio

Stacked shocker tubes are on a blue table. The tube is Metallic blue with silver wrapping around the candy and white text.

Shockers

A crisp sour coating with a sweet chewy inside, the perfect combination. You never know which fruity flavour will come with these tiny speckled sweets. Does the hard exterior/sweet on the inside idea sound familiar, Scorpio? Hmm? You and this treat are one in the same. 

Sagittarius

packages if Fun Dip line the top of the image, the flavours are cherry and razz apple. toward the bottom, there are piles on the powder in each flavour, and the candy dip sticks are next to them.

Fun Dip

This nostalgic powder packs one heck of a punch. This childhood fave is whimsical and joyous, a personality match made in heaven for Sagittarius. Though they only come in single packs now, there was nothing better than dipping all three flavors at once.

Aquarius

A tube of SweeTarts, pink and blue with writing in the reserve colours. In front of the tube is a row of the candies in red, green, blue, yellow, and purple.

SweeTarts

Not quite sour, these bittersweet little drops have seen many forms. Whether you're reaching for the originals, the rope, the gummies, or even the jellybeans, this ever-evolving candy is perfect for an Aquarius's every mood.

Pisces

a scoop of runts fills the image box, including strawberry, banana, apple, grape, and orange runts

Runts

Fruit Salad, but not really. These tiny, crunchy, and loosely fruit-shaped, candies are just the whimsical addition to their day that Pisces needs. Are they perfect? Not at all but eating candy fruits by the handful will always bring a smile to a Pisces's face. 

Gemini

a scoop of Bottle Cap candies in every flavour, including: Cherry, Grape, Root Beer, Orange, and Cola.

Bottle Caps

Fizzy, sweet, and soda flavored, what a winning combo. The childlike sense of wonder Gemini are known for can come into play when you give them a candy that marries visual appeal and flavorful variety. So reach for these the next time you're on the hunt for a sweet, fun snack.