HALLOWEEN HORRORS
"Reader beware, you're in for a scare"
Tis the season to be screaming, and we're in the most killer October of our lives.
This year, we're celebrating 20 years of the first SAW movie, and the 50th anniversary of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, two spooky staples that have terrified audiences all these years. In honour of these frightfully fantastic movies, we're here to pair you with your perfect Halloween Horror movie, and where to find them*.
*Availability by platform may vary by location.
Aries
The Evil Dead (1981)
Where to watch: Prime Video, Crave
Bold and relentless, this campy cult classic is perfect for any Aries. If you've ever wondered how your friends see you, look no further than anti-hero Ash Williams. While he may be brazen, he's not afraid to fight for what he loves.
Capricorn
The Witch (2015)
Where to watch: Prime Video
This spooky slow-burn keeps you in suspense from start to finish. It's a good thing you're patient, because sitting in the eerie silence would be tough for some, but the end result is worth the wait.
Pisces
The Babadook (2014)
Where to watch: Netflix, Prime Video
You crave a movie that will keep you on your toes and keep your brain moving - you're really into the modern elevated horror model. A creature feature that keeps you guessing? Sign every Pisces up immediately.
Scorpio
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Where to watch: Crave, Prime Video
On top of the impeccable Freddy one-liners, the 80s style, and brutal kills - you can find a lot of Scorpio traits in our final girl Nancy, and if the urge for a whole movie night hits you, you've got six other movies after the first!
Leo
Midsommar (2019)
Where to watch: Paramount+, Prime Video
While finding the spotlight comes late for Dani, it's something every Leo loves. This creepy travel tale isn't everyone's cup of tea, but in the hit or miss category, this is sure to be a hit with Leos.
Libra
The Others (2001)
Where to watch: Crave, Prime Video
A classic ghost story with horrifying kids and a mother who doesn't believe them, it's peak creepy. While this may not be the gruesome tale for some others, the bold choices this movie makes are perfect for Libra.
Virgo
Hereditary (2018)
Where to watch: Netflix, Prime Video
As someone with a keen eye for detail, Hereditary will keep you on your toes from start to finish. Combine beautiful cinematography with a roller coaster of a story and you're in for a movie night that will have you sleeping with the lights on for weeks.
Taurus
The Shining (1980)
Where to watch: Crave, Prime Video
One of the scariest movies of its time with horrifying imagery and perfect pacing. Every room is something new, and will have you wide-eyed and on the edge of your seat.
Sagittarius
Child's Play (1988)
Where to Watch: Prime Video
What was it that the infamous doll said? "A true classic never goes out of style"? Same can be said of this iconic horror movie. Wit and humour with the things that make a slasher special make this the perfect movie for any Sagittarius.
And before you say it, yes, I know the quote is from Bride of Chucky- but the statement stands.
Aquarius
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
Where to watch: Prime Video, Crave
You think you know where a movie is headed, until you don't. This unlikely creature feature is not only smart, but good for a laugh from time-to-time. And a young Chris Hemsworth? What more do you need!
Gemini
Scream (1996)
Where to watch: Paramount+, Prime Video
The start of something great. One of horror's finest that keeps first-time watchers guessing because as Randy puts it "everyone's a suspect". Like your average Gemini, our final girl Sidney goes from horrified to hero to protect the people she cares about, a duality you can all relate to.
Cancer
Thanksgiving (2023)
Where to watch: Netflix, Crave
You sure can hold a grudge, but only when it's justified. This tale of revenge is not for the faint of heart, but boy, oh,boy, is it a thrill ride. A combination of creativity and creeps only Eli Roth could create.