GEEKY ASTROLOGY
FEBRUARY EDITION
FEBRUARY READINGS
ARIES
Jurassic Park
Ok Aries, this date spot might seem like an odd choice but hear us out. We know you love adventure and you’re not the type to go on some traditional date. Therefore, we’ve picked Jurassic Park for you and your loved one. We know you’ll be able to protect yourself from the dinosaurs but let’s hope you can defend your date too!
TAURUS
The Shire
Taurus, we know you’re looking for more of a good time rather than a romantic date spot. So, what better place to go to than The Shire?! You’ll find tons of good food, singing, dancing and happy faces in the Shire! Is there a better place to take a date for Valentine’s Day?
GEMINI
The Singing Towers of Darillium
Dear Gemini, we have the perfect date spot for you. The Singing Towers, two twin rock formations on a faraway planet, get their name from a rare phenomenon: wind passing through the towers’ caves creates beautiful, interweaving melodies. This is a special place, Gemini, so make sure whoever you bring here is someone special too. Especially because one night on Darillium can last 24 years, so on second thought, maybe this is not the best pick for a first date.
CANCER
Atlantis
For you, Cancer, we knew we needed to suggest somewhere near water and with a heavy dose of mystery. And voilà! We found you the perfect place for your date. Sure, it’s a bit remote, but it’s surrounded by water (literally, there’s water in every direction) and full of mysterious traditions and technologies. There’s only one rule: don’t touch the big crystal. Other than that, you can run around and explore to your heart’s content.
LEO
Elysium
Ah, the fields of Elysium: the region of the Underworld reserved for the spirits of great heroes or those beloved by the gods. In other words, the perfect place for a picnic with your beloved, dear Leo. Just imagine being in the most exclusive place in this world or the next, surrounded by the greatest people who ever lived. We know you’re a sucker for fame and prestige, Leo, so enjoy yourself and your date—just don’t stay too long, or you may lose all will to ever leave.
VIRGO
The Citadel
Virgo, you probably have too many ideas for a date spot. That’s not a bad thing, but it does make narrowing down your options to one a little hard. Thankfully, there is one spot that you could take yourself and your date - the Citadel from Mass Effect. This sprawling space station contains everything you could want, all spread across the five wards that compose it. Want to play games or gamble? There’s the Silversun Strip. Want to go shopping for some rare luxury from across the galaxy? The Citadel’s shops have got it. Whatever ideas you may have, the Citadel can accommodate and more. Just be careful not to go too far, or else you may just reap what you sow.
LIBRA
Naboo
We know that a good aesthetic is your vibe, so for a date spot, why not visit the scenic planet of Naboo from Star Wars? There are lots of amazing places for you to visit, so you can create a whole itinerary based on what you’re feeling. From the fantastic wild areas filled with grassy plains and waterfalls, to the underwater world of the Gungans, to its idyllic capital city of Theed. You’ll be sure to find an amazing view, beautiful scenery, and lots of chances to take pics with your date.
SCORPIO
Shibahama City
You. Yes, you. For your spot, you need a place that accommodates your desire to get to know your date as best as you can, all to establish a sense of respect and trust with them. This is a place where you can really be who you are around your date. With that in mind, you should check out Shibahama City, the setting of the anime Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken. Its intricate almost labyrinth-like layout will give you the time to explore, during which you can chat up your date. Worry not, this cozy island has many hidden gems to discover. Hopefully your companion will discover the hidden gem that you are too!
SAGITTARIUS
Pandora
Sagittarius, we know you are full of energy and love adventure in the outdoors so we picked a date spot that we think will be perfect for you. We think you’ll enjoy the scenery in Pandora, especially those mesmerizing floating mountains. Who wouldn’t love those?! We just hope your date loves nature and being active as much as you do!
CAPRICORN
La Ratatouille
Dear Capricorn, we know that you need a place where you can truly relax and be who you really are around your date. With that in mind, you and your potential date should go out for a low-key dinner at La Ratatouille from the Pixar film, Ratatouille. It’s a smaller restaurant, one that serves some of the best food in the world. With your palettes satisfied with a cacophony of flavors, you’ll undoubtedly be able to focus on the most important thing; being yourself and showing your date your great qualities. All that aside, please don’t go looking for the chef if you want to stay stress-free.
AQUARIUS
Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
We’ll admit, you almost had us stumped, Aquarius. You and your date need to go somewhere completely unique, completely unlike anything in most people’s day-to-day lives. Enter Wonka’s Chocolate Factory: it’s full of things you’ve never seen before, each room plays by its own rules, and whatever you imagine can become a reality. Dream date, indeed.
PISCES
Rivendell
Oh Pisces, we know you’re a sucker for a romantic spot with a view. So, we think the perfect date spot for you would be Rivendell. You can enjoy the scenery with your loved one and even spend the night singing and dancing with the elves. Can you name a better way to spend Valentine’s Day?!