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WHO'S YOUR INNIE?

Anyone else still reeling from Severance season two? Two months later and we can’t stop with theorizing what season three will have in store (And the fact that they promised we won’t have to wait three years to see it). While we wait, why not let the fine folks at Lumon show you who you are. We promise there are no spoilers ahead.

Aries

Helly sits in a chair at her cubicle. She holds a photo of four men, looking at someone off screen. The photo is turned toward the camera, indicating that she was inspecting the back side.

Helly R.

You’re not one for waiting; you’d much rather act. While it may be easier to just accept things, that has never really been your style. Your undoubted passion will get you in trouble from time to time, but sometimes that’s the best way to get answers.

Capricorn

Harmony sits at her desk, her clothing, an the items around her are all varying shades of blue. As she looks to a person off screen, she is serious.

Harmony Cobel

Structure might as well be your middle name. You need things to always be in their place. Each step you take is calculated to the last detail, and often people mistake your ambition and drive for being cold, when deep down that isn’t the case at all.

Pisces

Irving stands in the office, looking inquisitively at someone off screen

Irving Bailiff

Everything you see, you see through rose-colored glasses. While in some ways it’s admirable, it doesn’t always have advantages. You have a soft spot for the finer things and thrive when things have order.

Libra

Staring through the shelves, mid-sentence, Burt is framed by boxed up art with small white labels

Burt Goodman

If anyone is searching for deeper meaning in everything, it’s you. You work to curate the most ideal and beautiful life for you and the people you love because you value the opportunity to share the best life has to offer with the people who mean the most.

Leo

Seth stands, smiling widely, very straight-backed and confident.

Seth Milchick

You live for the show–the grander something can be, the better. All eyes on you is exactly how you want it, and your ability to command a room is beyond impressive.

Scorpio

A calm faced woman stands, her hands folded in front of her stomach, and her face indicates she's about to begin speaking to an unseen person.

Ms. Casey

Keeping to yourself is something you’re very good at, and you’ve become quite the listener along the way. Your silence is far from a weakness, there is so much power beneath the surface you’re just waiting to show off.

Sagittarius

A white haired man stares with an angry expression at a shadowed person in the foreground. They are standing in a very modern office.

Jame Eagan

You’re always looking at the big picture, with the goal to make it even bigger. With the high risk, high reward mindset, you are always working towards greatness, even if it doesn’t feel like greatness to everyone.

Aquarius

A man with long. dirty blonde hair, and a wispy beard, wearing a red turtleneck sweater stands in front of a yellow and orange background that appears as though light is appearing from behind his head.

Ricken Hale

You are so deeply caring for those who mean the most to you, and that may not always be easy. Without a doubt you are one of the most reliable people anyone knows and the glue that holds your loved ones together.

Virgo

A woman in a blue blouse, with curly brown hair looks to her right to a person off screen. She is clearly sitting at a dinner table surrounded by glassware

Devon Hale

Taurus

A man with dark hair and a bead sits in front of a 90s style computer. He is holding a blue finger trap, and surrounded by various coloured erasersr

Dylan George

Work hard, play hard, but playing hard doesn’t come until you’ve truly worked for it. No matter how hard someone around you is trying, you will always do your best to work harder so you can reap the rewards you deserve.

Gemini

A man with quaffed, dark hair stands in a room with various shades of grey on the walls. He had a blue bandage on his forehead.

Mark Scout

There are two sides to every story, and somehow you are always able to tell both. You’re always looking for your next challenge and always ready to face it head on no matter how tough it may seem.

Cancer

A woman wearing a black winter coat and grey scarf stares menacingly at the camera.

Asal Reghabi

While most would assume you’re always along for the ride, there’s more to you than meets the eye. You are confident and capable, but sometimes you’re more of a perfectionist than you’d like to admit.